Fish, Fisheries and Queryomics
Beel was out and about town today, saw a McDonald’s and thought, what the hell?
Beel bought and ate Fish McBites. According to the ads, they’re all the rage.
The McBites were exceptionally ordinary, with only the very faintest taste of fish. The fish flesh was white, consistent with Alaskan pollack.
The breading was pleasant tasting, but soggy. The McBites sat heavily on Beel’s stomach for a couple of hours.
Beel feels snake McBit.
If you want soggy breading that coats small pieces of something that doesn’t taste at all like fish this may be what you’re looking for.
In the meantime, Beel is at work trying to forget the whole affair with a frosty schooner of fish
washing-down forgetting liquid.
Reporting live, from the field…